Moos make angry drunks, because they know that their buzz is just a temporary respite from the Unending Hell That Is Parenthood.
The Moo Enabler, by contrast, is filled with joy at the prospect of sleeping in the next day. And the day after, and the day - oh wait - there's work. Anyway:
What scary Moo_Coholic and Moo_Enabler drinking exploits will this year's party bring??