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Thursday, February 22nd, 2007
7:25 pm - Moo_Coholics Can't Use Cameras!

And make bitchy faces!

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Saturday, February 17th, 2007
11:05 am - Another continent, same drinking problems


9 a.m. is not too early for beers!

Bier Bahr im Berlin!

Get a drink in 'em and we might as well be in Sturgis.

Laura attempts to corrupt Flat Stanley in an Irish pub. Flat Stanley is polite but he says no!

Laura basks in beer's warming, comforting glow.

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Sunday, February 4th, 2007
11:09 am - Moo_coholics World Tour: Berlin, Ireland


More photos coming soon, from Paris, Rome, etc...

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Monday, January 22nd, 2007
1:19 pm - No drinks in sight, but we WERE dancing on a bar!



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Thursday, December 7th, 2006
5:25 pm - She's back!


She tried to be sorry for her past actions.

But the beer called! Mmmmm! Beer!

current mood: drunk

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Friday, December 1st, 2006
3:25 pm - We've been bad.

I know we have.

So, where are the pics?

Where's the enabling?

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Sunday, October 29th, 2006
11:28 am - OK, Wait a minute -

I cannot believe that all of us MooCoholics have had no drinking photos to post in 11 months.


I am ordering everyone to make posts showing the world what bad, bad parents and enablers we are, stat.

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Saturday, December 24th, 2005
8:19 pm - Happy *hic* Holidays!

Everyone here at moo_coholics wishes you and yours a very happy and highly inebriated holiday season!

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November 2005, Camping in Julian, CA

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Monday, November 28th, 2005
4:02 pm - Moo_Coholics World Tour, 2005: Ireland

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Here I am boozing it up like the Moo_Coholic I am at Trevelyan's Restaurant in Killarney, Ireland, November 2005.

Photo by - *gasp* - my daughter. CALL CPS ANON!!!

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Friday, October 28th, 2005
5:57 am - Moo_Coholic Photos from the Archives -

Halloween 2003.

Moos make angry drunks, because they know that their buzz is just a temporary respite from the Unending Hell That Is Parenthood.

The Moo Enabler, by contrast, is filled with joy at the prospect of sleeping in the next day. And the day after, and the day - oh wait - there's work. Anyway:

What scary Moo_Coholic and Moo_Enabler drinking exploits will this year's party bring??

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Tuesday, October 18th, 2005
12:50 am - MooCoholics Unite!!

Finally, a community for those pesky breeders who insist on a drink with friends, despite the fact that participating in this activity is clearly illegal for anyone who has popped out a fuckloaf.


Not a parent, now or ever? Not a problem! You can be a Moo Enabler!!!

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heroine68, sehrnett, tangerinejo, and sa_uuul demonstrating that drinking sees no color, and doesn't care if you have crotch droppings or not. It's all the same to the Warsteiner Dunkel!!

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MooCoholics and MooEnablers alike - come together in drinking solidarity! See how much fun it is????

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Oops. Drank too much. CALL CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES!!!! Think of the chiiiilldruun!!!!!!!

Join us today!!

You may also like: moo_enablers

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Wednesday, October 12th, 2005
10:46 am - Time to join moo_coholics

This is a community born fully formed, springing from my godlike head, with tongue firmly in cheek.

A recent flame war turned really nasty. Not in a “we disagree with you and here is why” way. No. It was more of a “you’re a childdropping cunt with cunt sauce who fucks dogs with dildos” kind of way. Anonymous attackers all focused on my friend’s fitness as a mom. People trolled friend’s lists for unprotected journals to go apeshit in.

A random sample of insults:

Got a picture of you drinking a beer? You must be an alcoholic.

A picture of you, with your kid, all smiles? You must be molesting her.

Did you find an interesting ethnic name for your kid? Turn it into the nastiest things possible.
(Mind you, I am not talking about Kal-El here. That’s just dumb.)

Have a life and a kid? You must be brainless, obviously sacrificing your child on the altar of your whims, and a bad parent.

Obviously, I have cleaned it all up. No sense in repeating all that bad language. What if a kid read this?

We were Wounded. We were Devastated. It’s true *sob sob*

The constant pressure of being a parent has forced us to become …


Drinking, fucking, reading and writing and fully functioning adults.

Would you like to join us? We would probably like that.

How would you know if you were one of us?

You might have a kid or you might not. You think it doesn’t matter one way or the other. There is no superiority in either group.

You’re happily parenting. Well, as happy as you can be. We secretly know you’re a breeder whose brain is fried from Barney tapes.

Your behavior is inappropriate. You don’t do the things that society says mommies and daddies do. (We know you do all these bad things deliberately. You crave attention. You turn all the energy you have to bad behaviors, just so that strangers can attack you at all times. Then you feel complete. It is kind of an emotional Munchausen-by-proxy. )

You don’t fight anonymously. That’s for pussies.

You actually find this kind of anti-woman vitriol kind scary, the flip side of women being called whores or feminazis.

Don’t have a kid at all? That’s okay. You can be an enabler. Every moo-coholic needs her and his enablers.

We especially want the pictures of you, living your horrible life. Let us see the life that gets attacked from all sides.

Please lj cut the pictures. We don’t need CPS called right away. That will happen soon enough.

Let us see your kid on the back of that motorcycle, mommy passed out in the Jacuzzi again, daddy deciding that Vegas really *is* for kids.

If you’re one of us, the blessed baby less ones, show us pictures of you living the blissful life of the childfree. You know it is all fancy restaurants, unlimited sex and porn out in the open, liquor, stilettos, clothing with feathers, good upholstery, pointy decorative objects and peaceful silences.

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